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Ray Williams Jhonson reviews 3 viral youtube videos twice a week since a few years. This massive video blog is hilarious for 2 main resons:

– The cool vids.

– Ray himself doing all kind of dumb comments and jokes.

Not much to say more except go and check out his youtube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/user/RayWilliamJohnson

You can also check out all the old vids 🙂

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Linus Torvald views on Nvidia

It’s good to see that some people still have the honesty to tell the truth about I.T. 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4SWxWIOVBM

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DIABLO 3

PUBLISHER: Blizzard

YEAR: 2012

PLATFORM: PC

After long years of waiting and forgetting a little bit about diablo 2, here comes diablo3… I must admit that I didn’t have much expectation for this third opus. The reason was mostly that after those long years of wasting my life in MMORPGs I was not convinced that I could go for an outdated diablo grind. I resisted the 2 or 3 first weeks and wanted to go for tera. However, I finally gave up to the many calls and mails from friends stating that it was “OMFG so fucking good, you have to come…”

So I finally bought the game thinking I will give it a try for a few days. I was fucking wrong, the game is awesome, I don’t even plan on playing anything else in the near future, I have two capped chars and I’m using most of my free time farming gear like the retard I was many years ago on D2…

GRAPHICS

The graphics are awesome, the art direction is brilliant and the world. NPCs, monsters and bosses all feel coherent and epic. The blending of 3D and painting like backgrounds is awesome. Most spell effects are shinny and cool. It really feels like a modern game with an old diablo feel embedded.

The gear graphics seem a little bit weird at the beginning but the item sets get more and more awesome during progression.

There are many environments but the 3rd act beginning with the sieged castle is the most stunning in my opinion.

SOUND

The music is nothing different from most games, but it’s clean and it has enough epicness for my test. The voice acting is quite cool and you even got the guy who plays the duck father of kungfu panda playing a funny character in act2.

When you encounter new monsters, you have “lore” NPCs that talk about the secrets and details of those creatures. It is a pretty cool addition that helps keep you immersed and interested.

GAMEPLAY

Here comes the real fun. The combat in D3 are awesome. You have a real feeling of power. The characters react perfectly and it is way more complex than D2. You will not be able to run the dungeons clicking the same spell again and again. You will have to think and play with many spells to defeat your ennemies.

You can only have 6 spells active at the same time but it is well enough for a formidably fun gameplay. Even though some packs are hard you will always get the feeling of progression.

SKILLS & BUILDS

The build system is simple. You will be able to chose 6 spells from a list of around 20. Each of the skill have 5 exclusive rune to modify and enhence it. By choosing each spell and 1 rune per spell plus 3 passive skills, you will have endless possibilities.

So far there are no real cockie cutter builds. However, some spells seem to be mandatory at some points in HELL difficulty. Blizz has promised that they will finc\d a way for less used spells to be more attractive in the incoming patches.

CLASSES

Demon Hunter:

This is your traditional hunter with pew pew, traps and kitefest abilities. It has a cool feeling of using guns like in a Jhon Woo movie. Loved it.

Monk:

It is a melee class with life regen, healing and buffing abilities. I would compare it to a paladin.

Barbarian:

Tanky tank. Did not played one but mates told me it is quite awesome.

Sorcerer:

Mage style char with an emphasis on channeled powers and ray type spells.

Witch Doctor:

It’s the odd one of the bunch with really distinctive game play. Creatures summon and leeching abilities.

PROGRESSION

There are 4 levels of difficulty. The game caps at lvl60 which you usually get to in act 4 of level 3 difficulty. Then you’ll have to gear grind your way to level 4 difficulty (HELL). Blizz have not nerfed the difficulty yet, but, due to massive whinning of dumb people on the forum, they are already planning on making things more noob friendly in patch 1.03 (coming end of this month).

Besides some boss, the major difficulty comes from the blues. They are packs of mobs with affixes for special abilities like creating walls, extra health, teleporting… The number of affix depends on the level of dificulty (from 1 affix in normal difficulty to 4 affixes in HELL mode). It makes those packs of 3 mobs really hard when they have some combination of affixes.

The difficulty as it is now is pretty challenging but in my opinion, it is a good thing.

MULTI

Nothing really special to be told here. You choose an act, you click to get in a group and you are automatically group with 3 other doods… Not great but efficient for endlessly run the butcher 🙂

THINGS THAT I FUCKING HATE

Firstly, playing a solo game online is fucking retarded. Besides all the bla from blizz about reducing the cheat and dupes, we all know that it is done to slow the efforts from the crack teams to get a a D3 server replica. We’ll see how long it will last…

Secondly, the RMAH is a pure exemple of how greedy they got. Fuck that ! I personally strongly suggest players to not use the AH as it will lower down the fun of getting items by yourself and reducing the longevity of the game… It is like the difference from buying a fish burger and going to the see to fish it yourself (I know it’s a dumb analogy).

FINAL THOUGHTS

Diablo 3 is great. It is really a ton of fun and it is hard not to cave in and going hardcore 🙂

SCORE: 5/5

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pirhana 3dd

Director: Jhon Gulager

Year: 2012

Pirhana, boobs, waterpark, boobs, david hasselhoff, boobs, blood, boobs, boobs ….. That is the entire plot and concept of the movie. In my opinion you’d rather separate your screen into 2 windows. On the left put some good old porn, on the right, put a killer fish movie and you will get better than what i just painfully watched.

The acting is extremely bad, the plot is heavily common, the whole filming is abysmal and to sum up, the whole movie struggles to make any sense.

Some movies are sometimes fun due to their inner badness. This piece of shit is just bad, without any flavour and painfull to watch.

Fuck that movie, that was a waste of my time.

SCORE: 1/5 

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Superjail

Superjail is a wierd cartoon experiement by Christy Karacas. It is graphically amazing and quite violent. It takes place in an experimental jail filled with strange characters. Each episode is very short and follows the same synopsis with a different back story each time.

 

The most stunning is the psychedelic artwork. Each frame is an intricate drawing. All those colourfull images are chained with a crazy fast rythm and it is fun to watch the episodes again and again and always find new things.

 

The series has now 2 seasons. The first one is totally crazy while the second one tries to give a little more in depth analysis of the characters.

 

I can only invite anyone to go check this great cartoons. Even though some people might find it ultra violent, i still think that the violence is blended in the crazyness which makes it extremely enjoyable.

SCORE = 4/5

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My TOP 5 movies

I know people don’t really give a fuck about my opinions on cinema, but i was quite bored and i felt like giving it anyways:

So here are the 5 movies i love the most #1 being the best and #5 the not as best but still quite good…

#5 – Begotten: A wierd movie i recently discovered but that already striked me as one of the best shocking elegant nightmerish piece ever.

#4 – Dune: The one by David Lynch. Because i always loved the book, because Lynch is the best movie maker ever and simply because it’s a masterpiece.

#3 – Brazil: Terry Guilliam best movie. A tale that can still touch people in this time. Great and visually perfect from the beginning to the end.

#2 – the holy mountain: 12 disciples and one master takes a mystical journey to seek the truth. This psychedelic, symbolic and energetic roller coaster described by it’s director as an attempt to make a movies that transcripts the feeling of LSD.

#1 – Eraserhead: It’s hard to explain how awesome this movie is. Just watch it.

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mix du matin

Mix hardtek speed with vid (3 parts): HERE

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